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~If you hold a match to a cow's butt when it farts, you'll go BOOOM! (you can try Deidara...but don't blow up the cow!!! *BOOM!!* Deidara: too late!) ~Small people are annoying, yet they make great elbow holders. ( Pain: And this is why Kisame is paired up with Itachi...and probably the same why Kisame was hospitalized for 2 weeks...) ~"CARL!" "What?" "Why is there a dead person on the floor!" "I don't know..." "Carl! Why'd you kill this man?" "I didn't kill this man..." "Why Carl, why'd you do it?!" "Killing people is my least favorite thing to do..." "Then what happened?" "Ok... let's see... I was up in my room. uhhh, sitting in a chair reading a book." "Yea?" "And I heard the door bell ring, so I went to go get it." "And?""And well... there was some guy at it." "Then what?" "Well... then I um... stabbed him 37 times in the chest..." "Caaaarrrrlll! That kills people!" "Oh really... I didn't know that... wow I suck..." (Carl: how did I do Itachi-sensei?!?!?! Itachi: You failed! you forgot to say that hi's in tsukuyomi blah blah blah stabbed for 72 hours blah blah blah... Carl: But I forgot to put him in tsukuyomi... *they both look at the body* Itachi: so that's why he's dead...oh well plan B. HIDAN, CARL NEEDS SOMEONE TO PRACTICE TSUKUYOMI ON! YOU CAN ALSO DRAG DEIDARA! |